While scrolling through Yahoo news I came across a picture that I just could not look away from. It was like a pretty little train wreck. It was a picture of a woman, which looked like a doll that looked like a woman. I was mesmerized. I couldn’t figure it out. It was perplexing. I peered closer into my computer screen looking for answers. Was it a woman? No, couldn’t be. She has a waist that my thumb and pointer finger could reach around. The article says she’s a real woman, but her face was flawless. However, it wasn’t the kind of flawless that a person would want. It was a plasticky type of flawlessness. Her expression was well, doll-like; a cold and empty stare. I couldn’t imagine a person would want to behave like this on purpose. As I read further, peeling my eyes away from the woman/doll abyss I tried to find an answer to why she wanted this kind of life. Honestly, I had no idea that a woman like this existed.
The self-named Barbie with her 18 inch waist and very much doll like face is 28 year-old Ukrainian Valeria Lukyanova. Last month GQ magazine conducted an interview with Valeria discussing several points ranging from how she renamed herself “Amatue” , a name that came to her in a dream, to how she would never have children claiming, “I'd rather die from torture, . . .because the worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle."
I had also read that she wanted to live off of light and air. It’s called being Breatharian. Breatharians believe that they can live without food or water. Rather, they live off of light and air alone called “cosmic micro-food”.
If that wasn’t bad enough, after scouring through the web for videos and other articles written about Ms. Lukyanova, aka Amatue, I stumbled upon another woman, 38 year-old American named Blondie Bennett, who wants to become brainless, yes, you read that right, brainless in order to be as close to doll-like as possible. “I want to be the ultimate Barbie. I want to be brainless. I don’t like being human if that makes sense.”
Well, I suppose it’s starting to make sense. These women are just a big ol’ bowl of froot loopy.
I will run with that thought process and take it a step further. I wonder what Barbie’s reaction would be if she saw these women attempting to take on her persona. The one thing I imagine her doing is hauling off and bitch slapping both women in the face for slandering her name.
Let’s go down that rabbit hole for just a minute. Humor me if you will. The Barbie (the doll doll, not the human doll) was in just about every little girl’s bedroom growing up. Girls aspired to be like her. Not necessarily her looks, but what she represented. She was an independent woman. She had great clothes, matching everything, great cars, a townhome, a pool, a camper, boats, jet skis, and not to mention a friggan Ferrari! She had a boyfriend (Ken) but wasn’t married to Ken nor did Ken provide her with any of these things in return for sexual favors as inferred by Blondie Bennett.
However, none of Barbie's possessions can be compared to her numerous careers. Yep, I said it, CAREERS. Not just one, but close to 150 of them! How many jobs does either one of these women have? The only “job” I see Valeria doing is taking selfies and videos of herself posing doe-eyed and pouting with her head tilted while semi-exercising; completely alone. She uses her phone to produce the videos.
They say the eyes are the window to the soul. When I stop and think about it, it’s sad really. It may be Valeria’s body, but look into her eyes and anyone can see that the real Valeria left a long time ago.